When Your Wife is Vietnamese

The dishwasher is used as a drying rack

Your kids have three choices, engineer, lawyer, or doctor

Your kids must learn to play the piano

The stove is covered with aluminum foil

Eggs are beaten with chopsticks and fried in grease

You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean

When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them

If you use credit cards, you must pay the monthly bill in full

You have a rice cooker

Rice is washed 2-3 times and served with every meal

There are eggs in the fridge with little baby chicks inside them

You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice in them or one leftover chicken wing .... only you don't actually have Tupperware, only a closet full of used rinsed margarine tubs, Chinese food take out containers and jam jars

Money is kept where it is safe, under the bed and in savings accounts, not in IRAs or mutual funds

When you wash dishes, you only use cold water

Your use of the dishwashing detergent is extended by adding water to it

You little children are fed out of one bowl, using one spoon and all have their noses and faces cleaned with one facecloth

You always take off shoes and leave them at the door

The floors are cleaned by a wet cloth moved about by moving them about under your feet while standing up

You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places

Only the Japanese and Germans can make good cars

You home is too hot in the summer and in the winter

If you own a BMW you keep it in the garage so it stays perfect and buy a Toyota for actual driving

Shrimp in your home is served with the heads and legs still attached

MacDonald's becomes the prime supplier of plastic utensils, straws, napkins, mayo, ketchup and mustard

Having a three bedroom house becomes unnecessary as your kids sleep with mommy and daddy

Cereals in the pantry must contain a least 50% sugar

Your kids drink orange juice that has sugar added to it,
that's if they drink real juice, after all 'orange drink' is only one dollar and already has the extra sugar

Shelves in the fridge are crowded with bottles of sauces: soy sauce, chili sauce, fish sauce, squid sauce, shrimp sauce, oyster sauce, both in liquid and paste form

Foods are not eaten without a minimum of the addition of three sauces